Review: WAR OF THE CRAP
Just saw war of the worlds tonight. Didn’t have plans on watching it. I originally went out to have dinner with my mom and her bf, but while waiting for a cab, I decided to see the movie instead. I faithfully trotted to G4 to get some tickets. One for me and one for Jek. After 5 minutes, Jek texted me and said she couldn’t make it. Crap. I had one extra ticket with no one to give it to. I phoned the office and hoped that someone had some spare time to watch the movie with me. So there. SME_Al came. A bit late but it was all good. He arrived 10 minutes into the movie.
Fak! The movie SAKS. Ang babaw ng kwento! So the aliens mounted a full-scale invasion/termination of the human race. A few days into their so called take-over, they start dying. Why? because their immune system wasn’t prepared for the crap that we deal with everyday. Apparently (this is a fact), man has evolved and has naturally developed immunity against diseases that plague the world…. Aliens did not. Why in the hell did they not think of this before they launched their invasion? With all their advanced technological crap (vaporizing human beings), and (according to the introduction) millions of years of observation and studying of the human race, they did not think of immunizing themselves. Did they not develop disease-scanning gadgets to protect themselves? I guess not. Fuckin’ losers.
Anyway, the film sucks. DON’T WATCH IT. It’s a complete waste of dough.
Cab of the Day: MGE
It’s a miracle that the driver didn’t seem tired. I’ve heard that the owner imprisons their drivers whenever they fail to meet the day’s boundary. So the drivers redouble their efforts by driving 24/7 just to be able to go home to their family. Tangna. Crap ang buhay. I’m glad I didn’t experience this shit.
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