Glorified Version of A Stranger

Badass TV [Grand Prize for the Top Sellers at work]:

Ronald McDonald riding a cab:

Crappy cab stereo:

Cab of the Day: Munich [TWG 670]
I have totally lost faith in this cab company. Their garage is just five minutes away from my pad, and my laziness is the only thing that’s stopping me from raising hell there. Anyway, I chose this cab instead of the reliable R&E taxi cab. I thought that I was “safe” on this one since I lived close to their garage. Anyway, I didn’t bother glancing at the meter since I trusted this company. When we arrived at my destination, I was shocked to find the meter at 125 pesos. Crap. I take the cab everyday, and my meter doesn’t go beyond 80 pesos. I casually told the driver that his meter was faster than most taxi meters. He said that his was “patas” [fair]. I said fukkit, I’m not paying, then opened the door. He grabbed me by the arm. I told him to keep his effin hand off me. He said that he wasn’t letting go unless I paid. I threated him that I would shout and call the “tambays” nearby. He let go. I shouted the meanest curses I could muster then slammed the door. Beware of this cab, in fact, don’t ride this cab. *mutters*

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