A few questions I’d like answered
1. When you look at yourself in the mirror naked, do you get worked up or aroused?
2. Do you prefer English SOP or Tagalog SOP?
3. If you see a 1000 peso bill lying around, would you look around and then quickly put the money in your pocket or would you ignore it for fear of falling victim to Bitoy?
4. For Femmes: If FHM gave you the chance to pose as GF of the month, would you take it or pass it on to your horny friend?
For Beaus: If Cosmo gave you the chance to pose as the Cosmo Hunk of the month, would you take it or pass it on to your horny friend?
5. If you were the horny friend, how long would your horns be, and to what purpose would it serve you?
Please answer by posting a comment.
Thanks.
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By SABOGchay on Sep 22, 2005 | Reply
my answers (mamatay na ang kumontra and magreact.) 1. no 2. depends on my mood. pero tagalog tends to be.. er.. spicy-er (!) 3. probably i'll put it in my pocket.. SABAY KARIPAS NG TAKBO! 4. how much do i get paid for that? will they give free liposuction, etc??? 5. as long as your schlong! LOL. bwehehehe! i don't know. i'll use it to poke ya till you die!
By Dick Israel on Sep 22, 2005 | Reply
1. Sometimes 2. Tagalog... Mas Barubal..Pleasing to the ears 3. No.. Be Practical.. mahirap maka tsempo nang 1000 4. heheheheh 5. Long Enough to satisfy all the girls...
By BIG MAC JAS on Sep 22, 2005 | Reply
1. YES, I'M HOT!!! 2. TAGALOG AND ENGLISH IT DOESN'T MATTER! PEANUT BUTTER! 3. I WOULD TAKE SO WE CAN EAT DINNER! 4. I'LL TAKE IT! I'M F@#$ING HOT MAN! 5. MY HORNS SHALL BE AS LONG AS BATMAN'S! NO ABSOLUTE PURPOSE BUT LOOKS REALLY COOL!
I HAVE A QUESTION DO YOU THING MARIAH WOULD BE MARIAH HAD SHE DIDN'T MEET TOMMY MOTOLA?
By BIG MAC JAS on Sep 22, 2005 | Reply
I forgot the word "IT" on the 3rd question. SO here "IT" is! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
By tintinelluh~ on Sep 22, 2005 | Reply
1. When you look at yourself in the mirror naked, do you get worked up or aroused?
----> neither?
2. Do you prefer English SOP or Tagalog SOP?
----> SOP? not my idea of fun
3. If you see a 1000 peso bill lying around, would you look around and then quickly put the money in your pocket or would you ignore it for fear of falling victim to Bitoy?
----> i'll prolly ignore it. i'll be too bored to pick it up.
4. For Femmes: If FHM gave you the chance to pose as GF of the month, would you take it or pass it on to your horny friend? For Beaus: If Cosmo gave you the chance to pose as the Cosmo Hunk of the month, would you take it or pass it on to your horny friend?
----> i'd prolly pass it to a horny friend...tee hee
5. If you were the horny friend, how long would your horns be, and to what purpose would it serve you?
----> angel aq noh! N/A
``sorry keysi...hahhaha bored you wit my answers didn't i? hahaha
By Gambas on Sep 22, 2005 | Reply
1. I do a coupla muscle poses. i am a sexy bastard. 2. Japanese. especially if the girl sounds like shes 11. 3. Subukan ko ibalik, baka me reward. 4. take it, take it, take it. muscle pose ulit. *hrrrr* 5. shoe size dibaydibay tu plas tu. and if you're as horny as i am, you'll know what i'd use it for.
By vryfatfem on Sep 22, 2005 | Reply
1. most of the time no. but every now and then, i do get aroused when i see myself in the mirror naked.
2. Tagalog SOP. "sige paaaaaaaaaaa.. malapit na akoooooooo....."
3. i'll pick it up, look around and put it in my pocket. :P
4. if FHM gave me a chance to pose as GF of the month, i'd take it. goodluck na lang sa mga taong ayaw sa mataba! wakekeke!
5. If i were the horny friend, how long would my horns be? i dont have horns...
By kissykissy on Sep 22, 2005 | Reply
1. *shrugs* 2. anime ba? lol 3. dedma! 4. i'd take it. (landi ako e, jowk!) 5. ask the beauty queens. pang miss universe ito! (baby pa ako)
By chumsy on Sep 22, 2005 | Reply
1. di ako naghuhubad sa harap ng salamin kasi yung malaking salamin eh nasa kwarto nila nina.tas yung kwarto nila walang lock. 2. SOP? ay hindi ko ginagawa to eh.pero pag..tootootoot. 3. pupulutin ko. tas diretso makdo. 4. maging "gf" pa lang wala nang chance. ayuku. 5. yung tamang horns lang. yung bagay ko na size. yung kyut ako tignan.
para lang bilhan mo ko ng coloring books. :D
By manong on Sep 22, 2005 | Reply
1. errr... but girls do. 2. depende sa asa kabilang linya. hehe. 3. whichever way it goes, may 1k parin, so sige, go. 4. ang tanong, kukunin ba nila ko? 5. huh?
By AFitch on Sep 22, 2005 | Reply
1. When you look at yourself in the mirror naked, do you get worked up or aroused? NO 2. Do you prefer English SOP or Tagalog SOP? What is SOP? I think I'm missing out on something. 3. If you see a 1000 peso bill lying around, would you look around and then quickly put the money in your pocket or would you ignore it for fear of falling victim to Bitoy? 1000PhP is how much? aaahhh $20.00 I prolly wont notice it. 4. For Femmes: If FHM gave you the chance to pose as GF of the month, would you take it or pass it on to your horny friend? For Beaus: If Cosmo gave you the chance to pose as the Cosmo Hunk of the month, would you take it or pass it on to your horny friend? I didn't know there's such a thing as Hunk of the Month. I will pose though. 5. If you were the horny friend, how long would your horns be, and to what purpose would it serve you? I'll prolly have 2 like the Bozanians.
By ianCurtis on Sep 23, 2005 | Reply
1. When you look at yourself in the mirror naked, do you get worked up or aroused? ang init... potah... walang magawa d2 s opis... 2. Do you prefer English SOP or Tagalog SOP? special ordinary people... taena labo... special n ordinary... 3. If you see a 1000 peso bill lying around, would you look around and then quickly put the money in your pocket or would you ignore it for fear of falling victim to Bitoy? i wanna fall victim to Bitoy... c bitoy ung bida s bubble gang dba? 4. For Femmes: If FHM gave you the chance to pose as GF of the month, would you take it or pass it on to your horny friend? For Beaus: If Cosmo gave you the chance to pose as the Cosmo Hunk of the month, would you take it or pass it on to your horny friend? meron bang monthly mag ang kama sutra? taena gs2 q pumose dun... pero taena aasarin lang lalo aq n bumbay dun e... mwehehe... 5. If you were the horny friend, how long would your horns be, and to what purpose would it serve you? astig ung horn ni Khimari... putol nga lng... pero ok yun... dakel...
lapit n mag cmula panday s channel 2 a... pero kapuso aq e...
By eca on Sep 23, 2005 | Reply
1. gagew wala kaming mirror na ganun kalaki 2. pwede bisaya? 3. tanga kakainin ko mwahahahhaahaha! 4. leche popose? wala bang in motion? gusto ko ata artista sa porno film kaysa mag model sa magazine..tangna LoL 5. Horn? beep beep? korni amp LoL
babu na ang dahu leche! tae ka talga keysi hayuf!
By liyam d' great on Sep 23, 2005 | Reply
1. i dont know... 2. english basta japanese ung asa kabilang linya 3. titingin muna ko kung meron kasuspesuspechang mga sasakyan na baka may camera sa loob. then kukunin ko tas tatakbo ako ng malayo 4. matuturn off lang ung horny frend ko.. next thing to think about is that yung horny frend ba eh lalake or babae? pag bading eh wag na din! bigay ko na lang sa gf ko. 5. if i were to pose eh lalake ako, if i were the frend eh lalake din, so that means wala, otherwise kung opposite sex then check muna kung pasok sa standards hehe. quality control
By Jet on Sep 23, 2005 | Reply
WTF are you sick??? LOL *pats* no i refuse to answer these quesitons~
By Jet on Sep 23, 2005 | Reply
or maybe I will... mwahaha
1. When you look at yourself in the mirror naked, do you get worked up or aroused? neither... lol I'm absolutely bored with myself
2. Do you prefer English SOP or Tagalog SOP? @_@ WTF... Nu-uh high maintenance nerdsluts don't do SOP.
3. If you see a 1000 peso bill lying around, would you look around and then quickly put the money in your pocket or would you ignore it for fear of falling victim to Bitoy? Nope... the first thing I'd do would be to get my Bill scanner from my bag (yes I have one) and then I'll run as fast as I could mwahaha
4. For Femmes: If FHM gave you the chance to pose as GF of the month, would you take it or pass it on to your horny friend? It depends on the kind of pose I have to make... you have seen my flickr mwahahahaha
5. If you were the horny friend, how long would your horns be, and to what purpose would it serve you?
as long as a carabaos to drive people away mwahaha
By pot on Sep 23, 2005 | Reply
1. uh...no...unless im really, really drunk and i see charlize theron instead of myself in the mirror 2. english..para ma practice ang accent ko..."uhh yeah...i wanna reset ur tcp/ip babehhh" 3. put in my in my pocket then laugh maniacally...bwahahahahahaha 4. take it, more hot chicks for me...who knows, i might even get to participate in an orgy where im the only guy...wahoooo 5. as long as the horns of a horny stag
By erick on Sep 23, 2005 | Reply
1.minsan, ganda kasi ng katawan ko eh.. :p 2.tagalog, di ba sarap pakinggan na eto na kakantutin na kita.. bleh :p 3.lagay ko sa bulsa paki ba ni bitoy... 4. ayaw ko, sumikat pa ako 5. ...
By jetismyname on Sep 23, 2005 | Reply
WTF. @ gambas and liyam LOL japanese??? hayaku hayaku~ kimochiii~ and no, unfortunately i don't sound like an 11 year old... i sound likea 9 year old mwahahaha yey~ I'm sick
By seantot on Sep 24, 2005 | Reply
1. No...i admire my body lang. 2. Depende. Kung inglisera kausap mo...ingles ka rin. 3. There's no harm in trying. 4. Cosmo? Is that a gay magazine? No thanks. 5. Who ever coined the term horny? Malibog pwede pa. Yukyuk.
By s|n_laDy on Sep 24, 2005 | Reply
1. aroused.....esp when its cold 2. taglish will do, no big Deal 3. beware of bitoy....but who the hell cares? i'll get it!!! 4. am i capable? don't wanna ruin the magazine..hahaha 5. anywhere my horns can go through...personal satisfaction!!!
By rEiGnE on Sep 24, 2005 | Reply
1. When you look at yourself in the mirror naked, do you get worked up or aroused? ans: nung sexy pa ako, OO.. ngaun..ewwwwwwwww!!! gusto kong masuka..lolz!!! 2. Do you prefer English SOP or Tagalog SOP? ans: english..para ampanget ng tagalog..ehehehe..nakakatawa kasi..isipin mo ha..sipsipin..himas-himasin..heheheheeh..kaya mo yun?!?!?! 3. If you see a 1000 peso bill lying around, would you look around and then quickly put the money in your pocket or would you ignore it for fear of falling victim to Bitoy? ans: hmmm..*lingon sa kanan..lingon kaliwa..harap..likod..kunin ang pera.. sipol sipol..kala mo alang nangyare..mamayang konti..takbo naaaaaaaaa!! mahabol pa ako..eggegege 4. For Femmes: If FHM gave you the chance to pose as GF of the month, would you take it or pass it on to your horny friend? ans: id gladly pose!!! sus.. centerfold huh?!! no less than that!!
By ewwwwwik on Sep 25, 2005 | Reply
1. if scratching your balls against the mirror is a form of arousal, i would have to agree, YES =)
2. a moan is still a moan and that's what tickles =)
3. either way, i'll still be a thousand richer.haha.shoot.
4. you need not have to do this keysi, im all yours.
By keysi on Sep 26, 2005 | Reply
A million thanks to everyone who answered my survey. Here are my answers:
1. When you look at yourself in the mirror naked, do you get worked up or aroused? --> Yes, i get worked up, but not all the time.
2. Do you prefer English SOP or Tagalog SOP? --> English please.
3. If you see a 1000 peso bill lying around, would you look around and then quickly put the money in your pocket or would you ignore it for fear of falling victim to Bitoy? --> Tingin sa paligid, sabay pulot, sabay takbo.
4. For Beaus: If Cosmo gave you the chance to pose as the Cosmo Hunk of the month, would you take it or pass it on to your horny friend? --> I'm too ugly to pose.
5. If you were the horny friend, how long would your horns be, and to what purpose would it serve you? --> Hawakan nung girl pagnagka-cum na sya.
By Bert Loggins on Sep 28, 2005 | Reply
1. When you look at yourself in the mirror naked, do you get worked up or aroused? –> Look at how hairy I am
2. Do you prefer English SOP or Tagalog SOP? –> Spanglish baby!!!
3. If you see a 1000 peso bill lying around, would you look around and then quickly put the money in your pocket or would you ignore it for fear of falling victim to Bitoy? –> Tingin kung may heavily tinted na van kung wala, damputin at papara ng tricycle
4. For Beaus: If Cosmo gave you the chance to pose as the Cosmo Hunk of the month, would you take it or pass it on to your horny friend? –> Of course!!! Mula T*** hanggang neck lang!
5. If you were the horny friend, how long would your horns be, and to what purpose would it serve you? –> My horns are long, as long as the MRT. Pagagamit ko as toothpick.
By pexxpexx on Oct 5, 2005 | Reply
1. Me everday problem! Well it's like seeing Angelina Jolie in the flesh. Now, how do you think that would make me feel?Uhhmm
2. (ohhhh ahhhh not the pinger not the pinger oh yeees the pinger) English with good diction only please
3. Screw Bitoy!! I'll think of it as a good karma for me
4. I'll take it! Why the hell not?! I'm damn too sexy for that mag (sorry "oc" over confident lang po)
5. If I would be given a horn, i'd use it to intimidate masochists
By nicey on Oct 31, 2005 | Reply
1. When you look at yourself in the mirror naked, do you get worked up or aroused? 2. Do you prefer English SOP or Tagalog SOP? 3. If you see a 1000 peso bill lying around, would you look around and then quickly put the money in your pocket or would you ignore it for fear of falling victim to Bitoy? 4. For Femmes: If FHM gave you the chance to pose as GF of the month, would you take it or pass it on to your horny friend? For Beaus: If Cosmo gave you the chance to pose as the Cosmo Hunk of the month, would you take it or pass it on to your horny friend?
5. If you were the horny friend, how long would your horns be, and to what purpose would it serve you?
Please answer by posting a comment. Thanks.
1. worked up 2. di ako magaling sa SOP 3. i will pick it up and put the money in my pocket 4. Im' not sexy to pose 5. Sa kin n lang un try me heheheheheheh
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