*Office*
Me: Walking to my station to resume work. [Went down for a smoke together with my friends.]
Me: Sees a guy wearing a pink shirt with a black cowboy hat.
Me: “Wow, nice hat. Asan kabayo mo?” nice hat, where’s your horse?
Dimwit, wearing cowboy hat: “Ha?” what?
Me: “Tinanong ko lang kung nasan yung kabayo mo. Ang ganda kasi ng hat mo. Nakakaaliw.” I asked where your horse was. I like your hat. Very nice.
Dimwit, wearing cowboy hat: “Kilala ba kita?” do I know you?
Me: “Malamang hindi kasi tinanong mo ko kung kilala kita.” probably not since you asked me if I now you
Dimwit, wearing cowboy hat: [arrogant confrontational tone] “Kung hindi kita kilala, wag kang makipagbiruan sakin!” I don’t appreciate jokes from people I don’t know
Me: *piercing stare* *blood rushing to my face* *blood pressure reaching maximum levels*
I wanted to scoop his eyes out, but seeing as I might lose my beloved job for it, I just calmly went back to my station and did my best to continue working.
I was unsuccessful at this.I wanted to find something to pin on the Retard. My head was reeling from all the blood rushing to my brain. The back of my neck was beginning to ache and I was on the verge of erupting. A few more friends came ’round for the start of their shifts. I flagged them and took them to the 8th floor for a smoke. I wanted to vent out. When we got to the 8th floor, I saw the Retard’s boss and asked her what was up with the guy. She said “relax lang, ganun lang talaga yun… last day na kasi nya eh” relax, rudeness is natural to him *roll eyes* No wonder! It was his last day and seeing as he won”t be reporting to work the following day, he had the guts to throw arrogant and confrontational remarks to everyone. I wonder why he’s leaving… Is it because of problems meeting the required targets? Stats? Attendance? Blah. I’m glad we’re getting rid of soiled underwear. They belong to the dumpster anyway.
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By Jet on Sep 30, 2005 | Reply
You idiot. He's kinda right you know ^_^. If you don't know him you shouldve not assumed he would be friendly. He mightve had a bad day too, you wouldn't know.
Don't you dare scowl back at the person I will kill you.