QUIT CHAINMAIL AND USELESS BULLETINS!
This is a campaign for obliterating and freakin’ annihilating the useless and retarded bulletins posted on myspace, friendster or chainmail. Search and destroy these examples:
1. Chain-letter-types like, “if you believe in God, please post this.” I don’t think God reads myspace, and posting something like this on the Internet does not make you Christian, Shinto, Hindu, or whatever religion it is that requires a supreme being. I don’t understand how it affirms your belief, in any case. Go feed the hungry and clothe the naked or something.
2. Stuff like, “if you don’t pass this [stupid waste of characters and bandwidth] on, you will go to hell and die.” The aforesaid consequence can be accomplished in a variety of more inventive and appealing ways. Be original. Disregard the concept that you do share 99 f your DNA with other humans…and chimpanzees (98.5 actually but let’s not get technical).
3. Cautionary tales about love and death. Stories about people not getting the opportunity to tell their loved ones they love them. Nobody freakin’ cares–they do that when it’s already happened. And especially with endnotes like this:
If u would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend, x-girlfriend, x-boyfriend, best friend, family member, or just a person u love, then repost this! You people know who you are.
Keep your suicidal tendencies to yourself. No need to broadcast the exemption that you are–yeah, right! Ethics and goodwill are societal concepts lost in the jungle or in a state of poverty, you noble savage.
SO PLEASE, PLEASE IGNORE THESE STUPID TYPES OF BULLETINS AND GO CLIP YOUR NAILS OR DO SOMETHING MEANINGFUL WITH YOUR LIFE. SAVE BANDWIDTH AND YOU CAN SAVE THE WHALES, THE EARTH, THE ALIENS AND MANKIND. NO, REALLY.
taken from Nikka’s myspace blog.
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