BANG!
What is it with fireworks? I don’t like them one bit (not the pretty type that explodes in the sky). I easily get startled and end up sweating because of the shock.
I remember when I was small (not that I’m big now…), errmmnn, younger, I used to enjoy lighting them firecrackers: the 5 star, the whistle bomb, the baby dynamite, the pla-pla, and the bawang. I never liked the fountains, the trompilyos and the other types that just spew lights. Blah! I wanted them loud scary ones going boom.
We used to catch frogs and then tape them whistle bombs in their mouths. Haha! Frog guts and blood everywhere after the explosion of course. We also tried strapping a baby dynamite on a cat but the friggin’ feline was too smart and always managed to unhook the firecracker. Oh but we did manage to get one. It’s leg was almost blown off. Funny, when we went back to the “crime scene” a few hours later the cat wasn’t there. There was also this time when we planted a makeshift bomb in a bathroom… BANG! Crap on the walls, the sink, the doors, the mirrors, and of course, crap flooding the floor! Hahaha! That was a good one.
Being reminded of the happy times of my childhood, I now manage a small, cute smile. Then the thought of a loud bang while waiting for a cab just pisses me off. Hehe. I hope all the people who light firecrackers loose all their fcuking fingers! Bwehehehe!
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