A Very Insightful IM Exchange: Schlong!
If you don’t already know, Keysi and I were constantly arguing as to who scores the highest in our office’s gaymometer. As you can recall, it all started when I posted a friendly conversation about him being, in his own words, “gay-scaredâ€? by a near-death experience; then followed by his retaliation in the form of this planned IM convo (a frame up, as my lawyers would call it) which did not, in any way, strike a vital point in my manhood. We then decided to call it a truce.
I’ve almost completely forgotten about our differences when all of a sudden, in one of our IM encounters, he was once more unable to suppress his overwhelming gayness. Notice as our chat session began with a simple question concerning employee protection against gay harassment.

The first part of the conversation went pretty well except for the random mentions of the words cock, wang, ass play, dirty sanchez, all fours, and backdoor. Moreover,

At that point I was already reaching underneath my table and inside my crotc…reaching underneath my table to get my stuff so I can bid farewell as the conversation was then again getting out of hand. He then proceeded to freak me out some more.

It was then that I knew I had to stop this twaddle by slapping some sense back into him.

As if searching for photos of dela Hoya in fishnet stockings is not enough to demonstrate his prevailing femininity, our friend Keysi also spammed this outdoor photo of him in our most recent company outing.

Whattafunny this Keysi character is. Lolz!
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12 Responses to “A Very Insightful IM Exchange: Schlong!”
By Sheila on Oct 1, 2007 | Reply
lol sessy~ hahaha
damn that's worse than the lochness...
This photo will haunt me tonight.. Thank you very much *slams head on the wall over and over*
By keysi on Oct 3, 2007 | Reply
blech. Steel got me again. >.<
[EDIT] Also, i'm uglier than that animal in the pic. EB? Yes?
By tequila mockingbird on Oct 5, 2007 | Reply
holy asscrackers. i close my eyes and STILL see that pic.
By keysi on Oct 5, 2007 | Reply
nuts! this steel guy... someday...
By fruityoaty on Oct 5, 2007 | Reply
I just have to say, the picture is high on the creepy factor. :p
By keysi on Oct 5, 2007 | Reply
Fruityoaty, well, this is Steel we're talking about. He has a passion for hideous things. *shudders*
By Ade on Oct 7, 2007 | Reply
I won't be surprised if the two of you faggortnauts get married someday.
By Ade on Oct 7, 2007 | Reply
Also, you will edit my previous comment so that it links correctly to my blog, you faggortnaut.
By keysi on Oct 7, 2007 | Reply
lol Ade. fine. ass.
By Steel Ventus on Oct 8, 2007 | Reply
Keysi said fine. So we're inviting y'all to our wedding next week.
By Steel Ventus on Oct 8, 2007 | Reply
And yes, I'll be the groom.
By keysi on Oct 10, 2007 | Reply
so I'm gonna be the bitch?