Glorified Version of A Stranger

If fastfood joints and shopping malls are full of win, tiangge’s are too. All you have to do is open your eyes to the fun and exciting world of LOLness.

A few days ago, my wife and I went to St. Francis Square in Ortigas in search for bargain clothing. Yeah, we’re cheap like that. While she tried a few pieces of clothing, I went around in search for some ass cheap, cool looking shirts. I managed to find a great one - black, with the words, “You can take away everything from me, but you can’t stop me from being EMO,” printed on the front. Cool eh? Anyway, more awesome than the shirt were the signs in the tiangge.

For those who’re living under boulders of dung, St. Francis Square is located at the back of the SM MegaMall in Ortigas. It’s right along Doña Julia Vargas St. If you’re claustrophobic, don’t even think about shopping there. It’s like a miniaturized version of the GreenHills Shopping Mall minus the annoying dibidi guys.

Right. So the second floor isn’t much, but there were more stores at the far end of the floor. There’s 2A, and as the sign says, we should be going there for more RTW. I took the liberty of capturing the first idiotic sign that I saw with my high-tech-outdated-pseudo-CSI-esque cellphone.

Okay, I don’t know why there are a lot of people who have problem’s with apostrophes. Honestly, theres nothing to it. Oh and BTW, the slacks that they have suck’s.

I think the term PEKPEK SHORTS was coined by someone back in the 70’s when these were really hot. Men and women wore them alike. Remember the Toyota vs. Crispa match? Honestly, I can’t remember who won, and I’m too damn lazy to Google it, but I’m sure the players were wearing butt-baring shorts. I have a few pictures of my dad wearing them, but I won’t post them here. People might see how much we look alike. So if there are PEKPEK shorts, are there TITI shorts as well? If there weren’t wouldn’t that be politically incorrect?

So after a grueling day of haggling and walking around the tiangge, we decided to have pizza for dinner. Lo and behold, someone’s letting people see their white underwear. The crack of her ass was showing too, but I didn’t have paparazzi skills to go behind her a snap a photo. Why’s she wearing uber low jeans then? If she stood up would her pee-pee show? Too bad we left before they did.

Black panties + white nursing shirt = HOT! Ermmm… Except that the chick wearing it looked like a fish out of water. Someone at work once wore extremely fitting white slacks. She had the figure, the boobs, the ass, the black lacy thongs, and a foot for a face. Hot? No? K.

What the fuck? I thought the guy was a crazy. When we got on the jeepney he was already there. At first he was seated behind the driver, but he moved beside me. I had to literally cover my trap to keep myself from LOLling. The guy had a fucking map drawn at the back of his shirt! Not only was the shirt filthy, but the words on the map were spelled correctly! Anyone wanna go to the chupel with me?

Ugh. Right, you can see that in the picture. K. I can has a break nao?

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