Happy Mother’s Day!

Written by keysinunez.com on 5/11/2008 – 10:45 am - 62,820 Views

Today, your wife, your mom, your grandmother, your best friend, your friend, your fuck buddy should be treated like royalty, because today is Mother’s Day. Yeah. SRSLY.

Trivia:
Did you know that Mother’s Day is celebrated in different months by different places and cultures? Greece celebrates the day first every February 2nd, while Indonesia celebrates the occasion every December 22nd.

Anyway, we kind of celebrated the day yesterday at the mall. It was a simple meal at Almon Marina with my mom, my brother and his family, and my family. It was the first time that we got together, kids and all. I was amazed at how big and witty my little nephew had become. I couldn’t wait for my little Luna to grow up and start talking. LOL.

The mall was jam packed as usual, being one of the most popular jologs malls in the metro. I noted a few things in the mall that
irritated me:

    • 1. The elevators were way slow and one had to wait around five to ten minutes and hope to catch a ride. The elevator operators were obviously bored with what they were doing, caring less if the guy holding a baby, trailed by the mom pushing the baby-stroller couldn’t get in because the stupidcuntfuckers who didn’t need to use the elevator got in first.

      2. The guards were stupidlazyasscuntfuckers who couldn’t care less if the clumsy guy who got tired of waiting for a stupid, rickety, and smelly elevator pushed his baby-stroller onto the escalator, hitting a lot of people in the process. Also the same stupidlazyasscuntfuckers guards who were supposed to check bags just poke their sticks into whatever hole was gaping open in front of them (Bags you perv. Bags.), obviously missing the other guy who smuggled marijuana into the mall.

      3. The leaking skating rink was home to the emos, wannabes, and posers who reeked of stale sweat and Johnson’s baby cologne.

      4. Taxi cabs were goddawful scarce. The guards weren’t strict in implementing a line for the taxi cabs in order to accomodate the rule-abiding shoppers who obediently waited in queue and stupidly watched amazed as kapal-muks shoppers hastily crammed their bodies into the kapal-muks drivers’ taxi cabs.

      5. Saturday was grumpy and ignorant customer service people day. We had a snack at the Tokyo Bubble Tea shop and was served by a greasy, fat, ugly woman, who, same with the elevator operators was obviously bored with her job. We were also amazed at how knowledgeable the Watson’s sales ladies were. I had to ask the lady behind the counter to show me where the fucking Cetaphil was, but not before I asked almost every ignorant sales lady in the store.

  • Yeah, so there. I’m ranting. Yeah. I had a bad day. I was tired and sticky from standing for an hour and a half in line for a fucking taxi. No problem. It was for the people I loved (and still love) most anyway. And so, my day ended with an added fuck you when the taxi that we were riding burned his clutch off, suffocating us in the shit until his engine (or his brainless skull) blew.) We ended up riding a different cab home. I was worried that the smoke would have serious effects on my baby. I still am.

    Damn, that day was shit.


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