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A Very Insightful IM Exchange: Schlong!

Monday, October 1st, 2007 | 565 Views

If you don’t already know, Keysi and I were constantly arguing as to who scores the highest in our office’s gaymometer. As you can recall, it all started when I posted a friendly conversation about him being, in his own words, “gay-scaredâ€? by a near-death experience; then followed by his retaliation in the form of this planned IM convo (a frame up, as my lawyers would call it) which did not, in any way, strike a vital point in my manhood. We then decided to call it a truce.

I’ve almost completely forgotten about our differences when all of a sudden, in one of our IM encounters, he was once more unable to suppress his overwhelming gayness. Notice as our chat session began with a simple question concerning employee protection against gay harassment.

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A Very Insightful IM Exchange 2

Tuesday, August 7th, 2007 | 558 Views

Here’s Part 2 of the IM Exchanges at work (Part 1 here). A gayer version of Steel Ventus that we did not know about.

Gay Steel


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A Very Insightful IM Exchange

Thursday, July 19th, 2007 | 609 Views

Most of you dear readers are probably curious as to what kind of relationship Keysi and I have and what sort of interaction goes on in our workplace. Thanks to the beauty of instant messaging, we were able to form a highly professional bond through our intelligent discussions which include the following random chat log:

 

Nunez, Keysi [9:35 PM]:
Know what? I tried overclocking my pc this morning. My 256MB DDR module got fried
Nunez, Keysi [9:35 PM]:
now that’s pwnage.
Ventus, Steel [9:35 PM]:
Yeah. Pwnfest at its finest! What’s your proc?
Nunez, Keysi [9:35 PM]:
Plus I almost died today
Ventus, Steel [9:35 PM]:
‘the fuck?!
Ventus, Steel [9:36 PM]:
Who tried to kill you? And why did he fail?!
Nunez, Keysi [9:36 PM]:
I was 10 mins late. When i left makati it was like 9:45.
Nunez, Keysi [9:36 PM]:
So i told the cab driver that i’ll give him an additional 100 bucks if we get to MOA in 15 mins.
Ventus, Steel [9:37 PM]:
Then he tried to kill you and steal all your monies instead?
Nunez, Keysi [9:37 PM]:
Then in LRT buendia we almost got sammiched by an 18 wheeler and a bus.
Nunez, Keysi [9:37 PM]:
And we almost died.
Nunez, Keysi [9:37 PM]:
The cab was scratched though.
Nunez, Keysi [9:37 PM]:
But the driver was still intent on getting the 100 bucks
Nunez, Keysi [9:37 PM]:
I was scared.
Nunez, Keysi [9:37 PM]:
And i mean gay scared!
Nunez, Keysi [9:37 PM]:
lol
Ventus, Steel [9:38 PM]:
Brah! The 100 extra bucks wont even be enough for hospitalization and paint job!
Ventus, Steel [9:38 PM]:
Very smooth!
Nunez, Keysi [9:38 PM]:
hehe
Ventus, Steel [9:38 PM]:
Also, PRNSTCRND!
Nunez, Keysi [9:38 PM]:
F YOU!
Ventus, Steel [9:39 PM]:
If you give me 100 buckxxorrzzz I swear I wont post this online! ;)

 

Speaks volume about our relationship here in the office.


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Dodging When Something Painful Flies

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 | 866 Views

A good friend and I were talking about this girl that I’m infatuated with. I couldn’t paste the entire conversation, but these few lines really struck me:

Invisible Nerd Friend: well
Invisible Nerd Friend: you’re better than that
Invisible Nerd Friend: and you deserve someone better than that
Me: ;_;
Invisible Nerd Friend: what makes people better is the acceptance that some things are difficult.. especially the things we want
Invisible Nerd Friend: it’s better to let yourself be challenged by pursuing what you really want… than something temporarily pleasurable yet easy…

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Invisible Nerd Friend: you know what happens to spoiled brats
Invisible Nerd Friend: its the same concept
Invisible Nerd Friend: lol
Invisible Nerd Friend: tralala
Invisible Nerd Friend: just..
Invisible Nerd Friend: dodge when something painful flies

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Invisible Nerd Friend: it’s not really my business to stop you
Invisible Nerd Friend: it’s my business to snap you out of mistaken beliefs
Invisible Nerd Friend: lol

:)


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Boredom

Sunday, April 30th, 2006 | 932 Views

This is what happens when you get so bored and sleepy. :lol:

[yetz] wanna cyber?
[psychobabble] cyber? uhhh… okay.
[psychobabble] where are you located?
[yetz] mla
[yetz] u?
[psychobabble] mkti
[yetz] ah
[psychobabble] what are you wearing right now?
[yetz] just pajamas!! wer r u
[psychobabble] home
[yetz] ok
[psychobabble] nothing underneath the jammies? (more…)


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THE DUMB CHATTER

Sunday, April 23rd, 2006 | 3,040 Views

*** pretty_cris is ~pre@210.213.130.92 (rer)
*** pretty_cris is on channels: #cebu #qc #makati #Manila #lasalle
*** pretty_cris is on server *.undernet.org (The Undernet Underworld)
[pretty_cris] hey i have a
[psychobabble] wut
[pretty_cris] do people get paid by inviting people to their cahnnels.. or by hosting a channel?
[psychobabble] neither
[pretty_cris] huh?
[psychobabble] you dont get paid for anything
[pretty_cris] ah ok.. why doing it?
[psychobabble] do what?
[pretty_cris] by beign an opertor
[psychobabble] lol
[psychobabble] ayusin mo tanong mo. hindi ko maintindihan (more…)


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